Talbot (タルボット, Tarubotto) is a character in the video game No More Heroes. He is a member of the United Assassins Association staff who accompanies Sylvia Christel wherever a Ranking Battle takes place, in order to dispose of the losing combatant's body, usually by incineration. A running gag throughout the game is Talbot's face being obscured from the player's view.

Talbot and his partner Weller appear to be extremes of each other. While Talbot is a silent, lurch of a man, Weller is a fairly short man who, although usually silent in person, congratulates Touchdown in person after his victory over Bad Girl, as Christel is mysteriously absent from the scene.

In No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle, both Talbot and Weller continue disposing bodies but wearing Hazmat suits.

Trading cardEdit

Talbot appears on one trading card in the Design Materials set of No More Heroes, which is Trading Card No. 149.


  • Talbot and his partner Weller's names may be homages to Mick Talbot and Paul Weller of the British pop band The Style Council.

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